Take your lower lip...and pull it over your head!
Bill Cosby fairly accurately described my wife's labor with our new one. On Tuesday, the "little" guy was born. 11 pounds and 22 inches long (with no clothes on; just a helmet...and his name, David (but that's not his name)).
Nonetheless, he will not be playing football. I am going to try to attach some photos to this, but they are kinda large; from the EOS Digital.
They are too big. I'll work on shrinking and get them up. Seeya